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Was w\u00e4re, wenn es tats\u00e4chlich eine Instanz g\u00e4be, die gr\u00f6\u00dfer ist als alle Menschen und die uns alle regiert, richtet und bestraft? Das w\u00e4re die exakte Definition von “Total Mastery”, was sowohl der Titel des zweiten Albums von MESSTICATOR als auch eines ihrer bedrohlichen Konzepte ist, die sich durch die Texte ziehen. Finstere Geschichten geh\u00f6ren ebenso zu den Markenzeichen der Hamburger wie schnelle, harte und kompromisslose Songs. MESSTICATOR balancieren auch auf “Total Mastery” gekonnt auf dem Grat zwischen Death und Thrash Metal. Doch ihre seit der Ver\u00f6ffentlichung des Vorg\u00e4ngers “Forthcoming Revelation” im Jahr 2022 gewonnene Erfahrung hat in allen Bereichen zu einer Steigerung gef\u00fchrt: “Total Mastery” f\u00e4llt h\u00e4rter, schneller und noch kompromissloser als das Deb\u00fct aus. Mit “Total Mastery” best\u00e4tigen MESSTICATOR eindrucksvoll ihre bemerkenswerte St\u00e4rke, t\u00f6dliche Songs besonders eing\u00e4ngig zu schreiben, und beweisen gleichzeitig, dass sie auffallend schnell lernen und wachsen.<\/p>\n

lim. transparent orange black splatter vinyl to 250 copies<\/p>\n

Tracks:<\/strong><\/p>\n

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  1. The Pit Awaits…<\/li>\n
  2. One-Shot-Kill<\/li>\n
  3. The Pitslayer<\/li>\n
  4. High Ground<\/li>\n
  5. Ruins of Reason<\/li>\n
  6. Bloodsport<\/li>\n
  7. Mass Human Extinction<\/li>\n
  8. Skeletal Thorns<\/li>\n
  9. Deathtouch<\/li>\n
  10. The Tyrant’s Scepter<\/li>\n
  11. Cougar Claws (Return of the Leathermilf)<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    Genres:<\/strong> Death Metal, Thrash Metal<\/p>\n

    GPSR Information:<\/strong>
    Manufacturer:
    \nWeltnetz S.\u00e0r.l. \/ Testimony Records
    \n40-42 Grand Rue, 6630 Wasserbillig, Luxemburg
    \npost(at)spkr.media<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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